All posts by Robin Wood

Mouthful of Birds: Stories – Samanta Schweblin

January 8, 2019
by Robin Wood

“Samanta Schweblin set a high standard with her translated debut novel Fever Dream, a standard she has now miraculously surpassed with this unnerving new collection of short stories, a must-read for anyone who doubts the written word’s ability to touch reality. Mouthful of Birds will rattle your bones, infiltrate your mind, and engulf you in a surreal dream-state of bewilderment and ferocity that will leave you fearing to turn the page, even as you beg for more.”
— Tianna Moxley, The River’s End Bookstore, Oswego, NY

“Superb” — Vogue

“What makes Schweblin so startling as a writer, however, what makes her rare and important, is that she is impelled not by mere talent or ambition but by vision.” — New York Times

A powerful, eerily unsettling story collection from a major international literary star.

The brilliant stories in Mouthful of Birds burrow their way into your psyche and don’t let go. Samanta Schweblin haunts and mesmerizes in this extraordinary collection featuring women on the edge, men turned upside down, the natural world at odds with reality. We think life is one way, but often, it’s not — our expectations for how people act, love, fear can all be upended. Each character in Mouthful of Birds must contend with the unexpected, whether a family coming apart at the seams or a child transforming or a ghostly hellscape or a murder.

Schweblin’s stories have the feel of a sleepless night, where every shadow and bump in the dark take on huge implications, leaving your pulse racing, and the line between the real and the strange blurs.

The First Conspiracy – Brad Meltzer and Josh Mensch

January 8, 2019
by Robin Wood

Taking place during the most critical period of our nation’s birth, The First Conspiracy tells a remarkable and previously untold piece of American history that not only reveals George Washington’s character, but also illuminates the origins of America’s counterintelligence movement that led to the modern day CIA.

In 1776, an elite group of soldiers were handpicked to serve as George Washington’s bodyguards. Washington trusted them; relied on them. But unbeknownst to Washington, some of them were part of a treasonous plan. In the months leading up to the Revolutionary War, these traitorous soldiers, along with the Governor of New York, William Tryon, and Mayor David Mathews, launched a deadly plot against the most important member of the military: George Washington himself.

This is the story of the secret plot and how it was revealed. It is a story of leaders, liars, counterfeiters, and jailhouse confessors. It also shows just how hard the battle was for George Washington and how close America was to losing the Revolutionary War.

In this historical page-turner, New York Times bestselling author Brad Meltzer teams up with American history writer and documentary television producer, Josh Mensch to unravel the shocking true story behind what has previously been a footnote in the pages of history. Drawing on extensive research, Meltzer and Mensch capture in riveting detail how George Washington not only defeated the most powerful military force in the world, but also uncovered the secret plot against him in the tumultuous days leading up to July 4, 1776.

Praise for The First Conspiracy:

“This is American history at its finest, a gripping story of spies, killers, counterfeiters, traitors?and a mysterious prostitute who may or may not have even existed. Anyone with an interest in American history will love this book.” —Douglas Preston, #1 bestselling author of The Lost City of the Monkey God

“A wonderful book about leadership?and it shows why George Washington and his moral lessons are just as vital today. What a book. You’ll love it.” —President George H.W. Bush

“This is an important book: a fascinating largely unknown chapter of our hazardous beginning, a reminder of why counterintelligence matters, and a great read.” —President Bill Clinton

At the Library: Mark Powell, author of FIREBIRD

January 7, 2019
by Robin Wood

Photo credit: Pete Duval

Books and Books @ The Studios is pleased to partner with the Key West Library as they present Mark Powell, author of literary thriller FIREBIRD, on Tuesday, January 7th at 6pm at the library (700 Fleming St.).

Spanning the U.S. and Eastern Europe, from New Haven and D.C. to Kiev and Bratislava, Mark Powell’s FIREBIRD takes you into the 2014 Ukraine-Russia conflict and reveals the corrupt relationship between war, money, and political power.

The plan was simple: foment a small-scale conflict in Eastern Ukraine that will prevent the vast Ukrainian shale gas field from being tapped. Should the project succeed, Leviathan Global’s billionaire founder stands to profit mightily from the sale of gas reserves in Slovakia. But when a disillusioned staffer named Hugh Eckhart uncovers a dossier containing bank accounts laying out the conspiracy, things begin to unravel.

Patricia Engel, author of The Veins of the Ocean writes FIREBIRD is “[a]n unrelenting thrill ride across the globe and deep into the political intrigue and machinations that drive our lives without our knowing; this is a thriller with a conscience that will change how you see the world. Mark Powell is a fearless and master storyteller and FIREBIRD is an absolute powerhouse of a novel.”

Prior to his event, we had the opportunity to ask Mark a few questions:

Q: In one or two lines, how would you describe the new novel?

A: FIREBIRD is a political thriller set between the U.S. (Washington, New Haven, Florida) and Eastern Europe (Ukraine and Slovakia) that addresses (speculatively) the U.S. involvement in the Ukraine war in the run-up to the 2014 election. Bob Shacochis once said he writes books that are “entertainment for people who pay attention.” I’d like to steal that line.

Q: The novel is very concerned with the spiritual and the political inclinations of its characters. Do you see these as being inherently linked? How does it drive the narrative?

A: The theologian John Caputo once wrote “The greatest fantasy of religious belief is the fantasy of political power.” I’m always interested in how fervently-held (if deeply-misguided) beliefs manifest themselves in the actual world.  Think of George W. Bush’s “Crusade” into Iraq — we may well feel the violent repercussions for the rest of the 21st C.

Q: Did you read any great books this year?

A: I read a number of great books this year. Two that I think will really stick with me are FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE by Taffy Brodesser-Akner and OUR MAN by George Packer. FLEISHMAN, as one blurb notes, reads like John Updike updated for Tinder and the #MeToo movement. It’s also hilarious and poignant. OUR MAN is equal parts a biography of the diplomat Richard Holbrooke and an autopsy of those five or so decades we sometimes call the “American Century.” Both books capture perfectly our current political, moral, and emotional moment.

Q: What advice would you give to new writers?

A: My advice to beginning writers is embarrassingly basic, but, I think, remains true: read everything you can, particularly the writers you want to write like; don’t chase trends, they’ll be gone by the time you catch up; and, at least at first, develop a certain discipline about when and how often you write.

Special thanks to Key West Library Administrator Michael Nelson for the questions and facilitating this interview.

Virtual Book Club Pick: Elsey Come Home

January 4, 2019
by Robin Wood

Every other month or so, we chose a new book for our virtual book club, giving us the chance to share a book we love with other readers far and near. Read along with us. Share your thoughts and photos with our virtual book club on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram by following and using the hashtag: #bbkwbookclub.

ELSEY COME HOME by Susan Conley is a staff favorite, and we’ve asked bookseller Camila Duke to introduce the book to all of you.

“I was about to head across the country without my family for the very first time since my eldest son Phineas was born. He’s 8 and my youngest is almost 5. So, it’s been a while since I could read uninterrupted on a trip. I needed a book for the plane and ELSEY COME HOME was recommended by our manager Emily and our co-founder Judy Blume. I had no idea what the content was, but based on who suggested it… it was the winner.

As I started to read it on the first of two flights that day, I realized that this was the PERFECT book for my trip. Elsey and I were both heading to wellness retreats away from our families. We were both moms of two, and we shared the loves and frustrations that go along with family life. Sometimes we feel a little lost or alone. At times we have a glass of wine at the end of a very long day, or in Elsey’s case a bottle of wine and a couple of six packs. Maybe our similarities ended there.

Elsey had to go on a week-long mountain retreat in order to save her marriage, herself, and her connection with her young daughters. She was given an ultimatum. If she didn’t go, sober up and take care of herself, she would lose everything. Elsey and her family were comfortably settled in China. She used to be a well-known painter, but when she became a mother her identity shifted, and she lost herself.

This novel takes us on her journey to find herself again. We go along with Elsey and meet fascinating characters that help her along on her path away from home and back again. I finished this book en route and continued to think about this novel while I was away. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as I did. Susan Conley created a very real character with relatable problems.

You don’t have to be a mother, an artist, or an alcoholic to relate to this character and story. There is a connection for everyone in ELSEY COME HOME.”

 

 

Mixed Doubles: Spencer Wise, author of THE EMPEROR OF SHOES

January 4, 2019
by Robin Wood

Spencer Wise photo by Molly Hamill

The New York Times Book Review calls Spencer Wise’s THE EMPEROR OF SHOES “Evocative,” going on to write, “THE EMPEROR OF SHOES underscores the extent to which the promise of economic opportunity still moves people across great distances on our planet…[A novel] of our times.”

Spencer will be giving a joint book talk with author Bethany Ball, Thursday, January 17th at 6:00 p.m. at B’Nai Zion Synagogue, 750 United St. in Key West. This event is free and open to the public. Please join us for what is sure to be an insightful and engaging conversation.

Leading up to this fun double-bill, I had the opportunity to ask both Spencer and Bethany a few questions.

Q. How did you come to be touring together?

A. Bethany and I have the same agent, Duvall Osteen, out of the Aragi literary agency in NYC. We have similar personalities (funny, but totally neurotic) and we also wrote our debut novels about Jewish people in the diaspora (Israel for her, China for me). Also she’s awesome and funny. And we both love tennis and we’re way too competitive despite not being that good in the grand scheme of tennis things. I think it was our agent who introduced us—Bethany was kind and generous enough to blurb my book, which was a big honor. We did a reading in NYC together, then Miami, now Key West, and Montreal is coming up. So we’ve been very lucky in that regard.

This event is interesting because the one-and-only Judy Blume is a huge fan of Bethany’s novel and invited her down to read. So a lot of stars aligned for this event and we’re so excited about it. We’ve been talking about it for months.

Having a touring buddy is the best! There is always someone to kvetch with instead of having to torture your partner/spouse over the phone. I’ve probably done 40 cities at this point on a six-month book tour and every event has been an absolute honor, but it’s a little more fun when I get to share the stage with a great writer like Bethany.

Q. Sell me Bethany’s book, WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SOLOMONS.

A. Bethany’s book is fantastic. Stylistically it’s innovative. Somehow, she balances all these disparate plot lines and makes them all come together at the end. It’s a real tight-rope act she pulls off. The book is about the decline of the kibbutz system in Israel, a fading patriarch, and a family scattered across the globe in the diaspora. It’s full of sympathetic characters who are real and flawed. And it’s loaded with a dark, wry humor. It’s about what it means to be Jewish in 21st century and how one forms identity. And I’d say both our books are about a similar paradox—a strong desire to be with your family and the horrifying realization that you can’t get away from them.

Q. What was the genesis of your own book?

A. My family are shoemakers going back 5 generations to a shtetl in Russia. I wanted to explore that legacy, but also explore what happened to all these American textile and footwear factories when they closed in the late-60s and were outsourced overseas. My dad has been making shoes for the past 30 years in China. In 2014, I went and lived in a shoe factory in South China to research this novel. I was able to interview migrant workers in the factories and see the complex social and political realities they’re facing. So this is a very personal book. It’s totally fiction (when I go off on a reading my father always says, “Have fun and tell them it’s fiction for God’s sake”). The story itself is about a young man who goes to China to take over his family shoe business from his father, but he falls in love with a Chinese worker who may or may not be using him to start a workers’ revolution.

Q. What are you reading and recommending?

A. Well, I’ve got a mountain of books on my bedside table I’m looking forward to, but I’m also a college professor—I teach creative writing at Augusta University—so right now I’m feverishly reading all the books and stories I’ve assigned for the new semester. Some I’ve read before, others are new. I’ve got The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan and Maus by Art Spiegelman in there, two classics, both profound and warm, and I love teaching all the history behind them.

On my nightstand—a new collection called Hong Kong Noir that I’m enjoying a ton. There’s a great story by Carmen Suen. Very excited for a debut coming out this February called Bangkok Wakes to Rain by Pitchaya Sudbanthad. It’s going to be a biggie. I also have a few secret gems—a terrific upcoming book by Jing-Jing Lee called How We Disappeared and a coming-of-age memoir by John Glynn titled Out East that’s going to be amazing. Folks are in for a treat. Keep your eye out for all three authors in 2019.

Q. What are you working on now, if you don’t mind saying?

The next novel! I don’t talk too much about the project though until it’s done because it might change and suddenly it’s all about a feral cat colony on Mars (which it isn’t…yet) and everyone is disappointed.

~Robin Wood, Associate Manager

Mixed Doubles: From Bethany Ball, author of WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SOLOMONS

January 4, 2019
by Robin Wood

Spencer Wise photo by Molly Hamill

Our own Judy Blume raves about Bethany Ball’s WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SOLOMONS, as does Booklist, writing, “Ball, with great humor, profound wit, and notable insight, vividly captures a singular family . . . This novel from a most promising writer has been compared to the work of Isaac B. Singer and Grace Paley, as well as Nathan Englander and Jennifer Egan. Try Eudora Welty with sex and Jews.”

Bethany will be giving a joint book talk with author Spencer Wise, Thursday, January 17th at 6:00 p.m. at B’Nai Zion Synagogue, 750 United St. in Key West. This event is free and open to the public. Please join us for what is sure to be an insightful and engaging conversation.

Leading up to this fun double-bill, I had the opportunity to ask both Spencer and Bethany a few questions.

Q. What do you like best about having a tour buddy?

A. Spencer and I have the same agent, the wonderful Duvall Osteen. She had sent me his book in galley form. When he asked me to do his launch reading with him in New York City, I jumped at the chance. We have a good rapport. I can feel a little jittery with public events, but not with Spencer. He’s really funny and generous and kind. Everyone who meets him loves him. And our books go well together. Ex pat Jews, old patriarchs who find themselves a little outre and not with the new times, and the younger generation trying to break out of the mold that they feel was cast for them long ago. Our books also deal in depth with the world outside of the United States which I’m always happy to explore both as a writer and a reader.

Q. What do you like about Spencer’s novel, THE EMPEROR OF SHOES?

A. Spencer is a wonderful storyteller. He gets you hooked right from the very beginning. THE EMPEROR OF SHOES tackles a topic we are all interested in: what does it really mean that everything we own and wear and buy for our kids is made in China? Who are the people working in these factories? It’s political and real but warm rather than dark and at times it’s really funny.

Q: Tell me a little about how you came to write your novel?

A. My book started out as several stories I was playing around with. The first was the chapter, Guy Gever Stands in the Fields. I had lived in a kibbutz for about half a year with my ex kibbutznik husband and young son. I have lived with and around kibbutzniks for almost twenty years. It was something I was dying to write about! I was fascinated by the concept of communal living in the mold of Marxism and what that meant for a generation of people my own age. Later, I wrote stories about Israeli Navy Seals and then an American woman named Carolyn and an Israeli woman who accidentally leaves her young son alone while she travels to the United States. I decided to take those three or four marginally related stories and write in the connective tissue. Out of all that was born WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE SOLOMONS.

Q. What are you reading and recommending?

I just read a wonderful time travel novel called The Heavens by Sandra Newman coming out from Grove next month. It’s literary but wonderfully readable. A writer friend of mine gave me the new edition of Just Kids by Patti Smith with the photograph that I’m rereading. I love her very grounded mysticism.

Q. What are you working on now?

I’m working on a new novel about a group of families in a satellite town of New York City. I was kind of a lonely only child growing up without a lot of family or community so I like to populate my books – as I once did my imaginary games – with a lot of people. Reading them is fine but I would feel lonely and claustrophobic writing a book from the POV of just one person!

~Robin Wood, Associate Manager

Going Viral: Talking to Caitlin Kunkel, co-author of NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

January 4, 2019
by Robin Wood

If you haven’t visited comedy site The Belladonna, “a comedy and satire site by women and other marginalized genders, for everyone,” go check it out.

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Okay, come back now. You’re welcome.

We are excited to present comedy writer Caitlin Kunkel, co-founder of The Belladonna and co-author of NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS. Kunkel will appear in-conversation with local comedian and journalist Gwen Filosa Saturday, January 19, at 6pm, followed by a book signing.

Kunkel is visiting Key West for the first time and we had a chance to ask her a few questions about transforming a web-post into a book, staying busy and checking out iconic movie locations.

Q. Tell me a little bit about The Belladonna. How did it come to be? How did you come to be working with your partners? Besides being funny, what’s your goal with the site?

A. The Belladonna is a site that features comedy and satire written by women, for everyone. The four co-founders (myself, Brooke Preston, Fiona Taylor, and Carrie Wittmer) were each part of a private Facebook group for female comedy writers, and there was increasing discussion about how there seemed to be a dearth of reputable satire sites that accepted outside submissions from contributors, and even fewer that celebrated or nurtured specifically women’s talents and voices.

A number of members in that group mentioned they’d stopped writing comedy entirely, because their early efforts had been met with unnecessarily cliquish or exclusionary behavior, or negative feedback, or no feedback at all. Other members had occasionally piped in to suggest that women from that group should start their own publication, but no one had taken the reins.Then in November 2016, Carrie posted “I want to start a website, who wants to start one?” I responded, so did Fiona, and I looped in Brooke who I knew in real life. So it was completely chance how to came to be – we just each had the same purpose and desire! We actually ran the site and got the book deal prior to all four being in the same room together. So a lot of trust and remote working was involved!

Our goal is to provide a space where beginning writers can get feedback (we tell every submission why it’s not right for us), and writers at all stages of their careers can benefit from a growing platform to showcase their unique voices.

Q. How did you come to write the original post that became NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS? Any hint that it would take off the way it did? What’s your sense of what captured people’s imagination and made it go viral?

A. It truly felt like the piece chose us! We were deep in daydream schemes about how to potentially monetize The Belladonna (a frequent topic of conversation for us), cheekily dreaming about having our favorite flavored sparkling water company (LaCroix–wildly popular in the US, a real cult following) somehow just foot the bill for everything and send us truck upon truck of the stuff. And why not have, say, Tom Hardy make those deliveries? Is that not how corporate sponsorship works? Perhaps we don’t understand commerce after all.

One of us said (in jest) ‘you know, that’s our million dollar idea–that sounds like erotica the women of New York would pay good money for’. We decided then and there to write a comedy piece in that vein–what would erotica for feminist women look like–and it flowed out of us so quickly and naturally as we realized all the ways actual romance and porn tropes are in service to traditionally cisgender male desires and urges, and the women are largely there as objects to be had rather than protagonists.

We did NOT expect it to go viral – we wrote the whole thing in about a day, and we thought we would get some views back to The Belladonna from McSweeney’s [where the piece was published], but that was about as big as we dreamed. It started to take off the same day it was published, and then we watched, mouths agape, as it kept spreading. We think that the format of erotica lets people slip into each vignettes themselves, and the central of ideas of fantasies that should be reality can be expanded to SO many different scenarios and areas of life. So people could appreciate the piece, but also appreciate the main satirical point of view pretty easily.

Q. What was the expansion/revision process like? What does the book do that the original post couldn’t?

A. One of the interesting things we saw in the response to the initial McSweeney’s piece was that people tended to prefer completely different vignettes for different reasons. Typically in a humor piece, there are a few lines that people cluster around, but here, different elements were sticking out to people. So looking at the initial group of 12, as well as our early brainstorms of new material to put into the proposals, we started to see groups and methods of classifying them. There were a lot that skewed pop culture, we knew we wanted to touch on parenting, and being able to look at historical sources gave us a lot of inspiration. Building out a table of contents helped us show publishers how this 800-word piece could become a 10,000 word-plus book. We could then also brainstorm and write around each chapter heading and see where we needed more and less entries, rather than write an amorphous bunch of jokes and try to organize them.

The book also let us write some significantly longer vignettes, mostly in the Historical and Literary sections. It’s hard to do a literary parody of Lolita in four lines, so having a little more space to have a clear point of view really helped! It also lets you vary tone a bit more – in a piece with 12 vignettes, they each have to play the game pretty clearly to fit together. But the 47th vignette in the middle of the book could break format a little, or be weirder. So it let us build in more variety.

Q. What are you reading and recommending?

As we wrote our comedic book, I read a lot a serious books on women and/or society this year! The three that stood out to me were Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit, Good and Mad by Rebecca Traister, and So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo. Each of these is excellently written with the author’s particular voice clearly shining through.

For fiction, I’m a huge Stephen King fan (I thank him in the acknowledgments of the book!), and I reread The Stand this year, as I do most years. I loved Carmen Maria Machado’s Her Body and Other Parties, which is like feminist sci-fi/dystopian fiction, and in somewhat of that same vein I truly enjoyed the thought experiment of reading Naomi Alderman’s excellent book The Power.

Q. What are you working on now?

A. We’re working on continuing to grow The Belladonna and create more opportunities for women in comedy! Personally, I’m taking a hiatus from teaching satire, which I’ve done for The Second City in Chicago via online teaching for seven years, and I’m focusing on my own writing full-time. I’m the writer for Live Wire Radio, a variety show that airs on public radio across the country, and that is extremely fun and challenging job. I’m also one of the producers of the very first Satire and Humor Festival, coming to NY in March of 2019! And I’m continuing to tour and talk about the book. So I’m focusing on my own writing as well as community building. I love to keep busy.

Q. Have you been to Key West before? What are you most looking forward to here?

A. I have NEVER been to Key West, and I just want to walk to the end and stare out over the ocean at the southernmost point of the continental US! I grew up in Rhode Island, and being close to the water never ceases to give me a major thrill. I also saw the movie True Lies pretty young, and the iconic scenes on the Overseas Highway gave me an appetite to drive on that road someday.

~ Robin Wood, Associate Manager

How to Be Well: The 6 Keys to a Happy and Healthy Life – Frank Lipman, M.D.

January 1, 2019
by Robin Wood

In How to Be Well, best-selling author and leading health expert Dr. Frank Lipman shares his formula for lifelong vitality—the Good Medicine Mandala. Illustrated by a circular system of six rings, the Good Medicine Mandala contains more than 100 simple steps to what really works to improve and strengthen your resilience, functioning, and overall health. In this invaluable book, you will learn how to:

EAT: master the very building blocks of life—food

SLEEP: reprioritize and restore one of your most fundamental needs

MOVE: ensure the body moves in all the ways that nature intended it to

PROTECT: mitigate and prevent the invisible assaults of everyday toxins

UNWIND: consciously switch off to allow for complete mental and physiological reprieve

CONNECT: awaken and enhance a sense of belonging and meaning

How to Be Well is a unique handbook with everyday habits and practices you can deploy to live your best, healthiest, and happiest life.

The Greenprint: Plant-Based Diet, Best Body, Better World – Marco Borges

January 1, 2019
by Robin Wood

New York Times bestselling author and CEO of 22 Days Nutrition, Marco Borges introduces one of the most inclusive, practical, and revolutionary plant-based lifestyle plans – The Greenprint. By following its 22 proven effective guidelines, you will shift your mindset, improve your health, lose weight, and impact the planet for the better.

Accessible and easy-to-follow, The Greenprint is a movement to embrace your absolute best and healthiest life. Through his more than two decades of experience working with clients, including some of the world’s biggest celebrities, and spearheading exercise and nutrition research, Borges developed the groundbreaking “22 Laws of Plants,” which he’s determined are the most important plant-based diet, exercise, and lifestyle secrets for losing weight, increasing energy, boosting metabolism, and reducing inflammation, not to mention helping minimize your carbon imprint to help the planet. The Greenprint outlines three simple, step-by-step plans to implement the 22 Laws into your life, depending on where you are on your journey. Whether you are ready for a gradual shift or excited to tackle them all full-on, in just weeks you will be on your way to a healthier, cleaner approach to eating that includes plenty of whole grains, bountiful veggies, legumes, nuts and more. You’ll also find meal plans, more than 60 delicious recipes, countless tips, and inspirational stories to help you along the way. Take control of your diet, create your own Greenprint and forever alter your weight, your health and the planet.

The Martha Manual: How to Do (Almost) Everything – Martha Stewart

January 1, 2019
by Robin Wood

Essential life skills from America’s most trusted lifestyle expert—together in one beautiful and practical handbook, with hundreds of ideas, instructions, and inspirations

Martha Stewart is America’s go-to source for the best answers to nearly every question. As an authority on the many worlds upon which she’s built her domestic empire, she can advise on everything from creating a cutting garden and setting the table to playing classic lawn games or building a campfire. Whether it’s organizing, celebrating, cleaning, decorating, or any number of other life skills, these are the time-tested, Martha-approved strategies for frequent challenges and basic how-to knowledge that everyone should have at the ready. Also included are plenty of solutions for the not-so-common conundrums, such as how to transport a decorated cake, bathe a cat, or fold an American flag. With hundreds of expert tips and useful insights in an easy-to-follow format, this is the manual you need to learn how to do everything—the Martha way.